::WHAT WOULD I DO IF::

you died:
have a crying fit or fifteen thousand.

you kissed me:
i’d probably hit you.

you fell:
if you were injured, I’d call an ambulance. If not, I’d probably chuckle and make a lame “send me a postcard” joke.

you lived next door to me:
be like, “whoa. Since when?”

you showed up at my house unexpectedly:
how’d you know where i lived? How’d you get to Tasmania?

you stole something:
well, if it was chocolate i’d eat it.

you were murdered:
start investigating while having aforementioned crying fits.

you cried:
I’d ask you what’s wrong.

you asked me to marry you:
be very confused.

you were hospitalized:
visit you, if i could.

::WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT YOUR::

Personality:
very interesting.

Eyes:
haven’t seen them.

Hair:
haven’t really seen it.

Family:
meh?

Smile:
i wouldn’t know.

::WOULD I::

Trust you enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
h-what? Nope.

Keep a secret if you told me one?
yes.

Hold your hand?
if you needed assistance in crossing the street.

Study with you?
well, why not.

Cook for you?
sure. Do you like indigestion, Rob?

Love you?
as a friend, yes.

Date me?
nope.

Have sex with me?
certainly not.

::HAVE I EVER::

Lied to make me feel better?
i prefer not to lie to my friends. So no.

Wanted to kiss me?
nope.

Wanted to kill me?
never!

Broke my heart?
awww. No.

Thought I was unbearably annoying?
no. But i get the feeling that i am, sometimes. =]

Hated me?
not at all.

Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
maybe? I can’t remember.

Wondered about my sanity?
many, many times. But i always come to the conclusion that you’re perfectly sane.

Wanted to do something to me?
yup. poke you, or somehow make you feel better.


::More::

When and how did we meet?
We haven’t, in person. Right here on DA. I favourited “Notice me yet?”.

Describe you in three words.
interesting. Confident. Creative.

What was my first impression of you?
wow, a poet that doesn’t sound like a mindless brat. Let’s talk to him! Seems nice.

What do i think of you now?
you’re a wonderful person.

What reminds me of you?
your poetry. It’s on my wall, with all my other favourites. =]

Could i see us together forever?
i think we’ll always be friends. But I think we’ve had this conversation, and decided the matter was undefined.

When's the last time i saw you?
Last time i went to your page and saw, once again, and ninja-ish photograph.

Am i going to re-post this to see what you say about me?
perhaps. =]

Do i care?
I think so.

--
Jack of all trades
Master of none

what will happen if you go here...? --> [link]

?...a girl with kaleidoscope eyes...?

hee hee hee
::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...::
I died:cry
I kissed you:slap u
I fell:make some useless attempt to help u back up
I lived next door to you:freak out because u live in a warmer place than I do >.<
I showed up at your house unexpectedly:0.0
I stole something:slap u over the head
I was murdered:murder the person who did it
I cried:ask wat was wrong and try to help u out...probably to no avail...
I asked you to marry me:walk away
I was hospitalized:depends on wat ur in for...cuz a plane ticket there costs a lot...

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
Personalityfrom wat i know about it) pretty cool
Eyes
Hair
Family
Smile

::WOULD YOU::/
Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
no

Keep a secret if i told you one?
yash

Hold my hand?
if i knew u enough

Study with me?
sure y not

Cook for me?
if u like destructive, radio-active crap then sure

Love me?
no

Date me?
no

Have sex with me?
hell no

::HAVE YOU EVER::

Lied to make me feel better?
not that i can recall

Wanted to kiss me?
no

Wanted to kill me?
hell no

Broke my heart?
no

Thought I was unbearably annoying?
nope

Hated me?
wasnt there already a question like this? anyway...no

Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
yash

Wondered about my sanity?
>.> noooooooooo

Wanted to do something to me?
If you're bored.
idks

::More::

When and how did we meet?
like a year or two ago on deviantart cuz annie wouldn't shut up about the new person she found -.-

Describe me in three words.
awesomazizing(yes that is three words if u disect it )

What was your first impression of me?
weird

What do you think of me now?
same thing

What reminds you of me?
black and red put together

Could you see us together forever?
no

When's the last time you saw me?
never

Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
fun fun fun ^^

Do you care?
yash

--
Come little children I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come little children the times come to play
Here in my garden of magic
-Sarah Sanderson

::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...::


I died: I'd mourn

I kissed you: depends where lol

I fell: probably ask if you were ok

I lived next door to you: bake you a welcome pie and take it round

I showed up at your house unexpectedly: be surprised but happy

I stole something: tell you to give it back

I was murdered: again, I'd mourn and pray for justice

I cried: I'd hug you

I asked you to marry me: probably laugh

I was hospitalized: pray for you and send you a get well card

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

Personality: is unique and fascinating

Eyes:hmm...from what I've seen...mysterious

Hair: nice haircut

Family: dunno much about them, they don't seem to appreciate you enough

Smile: too rarely shown but wonderful to behold

::WOULD YOU::/

Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: depends if you snored

Keep a secret if i told you one?: yep

Hold my hand?: yep

Study with me?: heck yeah! You NEED my help with p and p


Cook for me?: what do you think the welcome pie was for?

Love me?: I do love you

Date me?: nope, soz, unless you wanted me to be your prom date, that's different

Have sex with me?: not unless we were married

::HAVE YOU EVER::

Lied to make me feel better?: I doubt it, not my style

Wanted to kiss me?: sometimes

Wanted to kill me?: lol yep- around time of the month, but then I want to kill everyone!

Broke my heart?: I doubt it

Thought I was unbearably annoying?: several times when you talked about anime and it was my time of the month

Hated me?: never

Wanted to tell me something but didn't?: yep, mainly becos u left too quickly or I was too tired and went to bed

Wondered about my sanity?: lol yep

Wanted to do something to me?: yep, depends what it was though
If you're bored.


::More::

When and how did we meet?: through Carfax, over a year ago

Describe me in three words: genius, cute, funny

What was your first impression of me?: lol I was worried about offending you, you seemed a bit of an emo

What do you think of me now?: glad I metcha, good friend

What reminds you of me?: hmm....people hanging upside down...nudists lol

Could you see us together forever?: I can't answer questions like that any more, my future seems pretty uncertain

When's the last time you saw me?: er...on web cam? several weeks ago?

Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? yep- if you ever get round to it!

Do you care?: why would I fill this out then? stupid question!

Hehehehe, nobody trusts me.

--
Random bystander was produced by random bystander industries, also famous for 'that guy who walked past' and 'that irritating bastard in the background'

::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...::


I died: Go into shock. Cry.

I kissed you: *Deer in headlights*, though it does depend on the situation.

I fell: Either laugh or help you up. Or both.

I lived next door to you: Go around and steal your noms.

I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Give you noms?

I stole something: Of mine? I would frown. A lot.

I was murdered: Hide in corner and cry.

I cried: Comfort you in whatever way I could.

I asked you to marry me: Assume it was a joke and laugh.

I was hospitalized: Visit you a lot and sit and talk at you and pat you. And steal your hospital food, just to see what it tastes like. But only a little bit.

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

Personality: I could sit and stare at it for days.

Eyes: Lovely. You have such nice eyelashes.

Hair: It keeps changing colour! I like it. *Attempts to steal your hair.* *Fails.*

Family: I do not know mush about them.

Smile: It is wonderful. I keep seeing it a lot lately.

::WOULD YOU::/

Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Yep *snuggles*.

Keep a secret if i told you one? Definitely.

Hold my hand? Yep.

Study with me? Maybe study next to you...

Cook for me? I hope you like pasta, because that is all I can do.

Love me? Thinks... Yep.

Date me? Maybe.

Have sex with me? o.O

::HAVE YOU EVER::

Lied to make me feel better? Actually, no.

Wanted to kiss me? Yeah.

Wanted to kill me? No. I like you alive.

Broke my heart? Nope.

Thought I was unbearably annoying? Nah.

Hated me? Never.

Wanted to tell me something but didn't? Do not think so.

Wondered about my sanity? Sanity is for other people to worry about.

Wanted to do something to me? What kind of something...?


::More::

When and how did we meet? Um... I remember saying hi to you on one of my first days. You were scary looking, and I think you were just about asleep.

Describe me in three words. Rooster, spikes, that red/purple colour (I think it is called maroon or something like that).

What was your first impression of me? Eeek!

What do you think of me now? Definitely not eek. I trust you.

What reminds you of me?

Could you see us together forever? *Squints* yeah.

When's the last time you saw me? Last week?

Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Maybes.

Do you care? About you? Yes. About the evolution of horseradish? No. Hell no. Get the frick out of my life you Somebody-damned horseradish!

--
It is like crocodile skin.
Like little tiny fractures where the light shines through.
Like dreams.

And all the world resides in the belly of a fish.

awwww, you wanted to kiss me? Sweet!

Also, I want it noted I'm ONLY SMILING because she keeps TICKLING ME!

--
Random bystander was produced by random bystander industries, also famous for 'that guy who walked past' and 'that irritating bastard in the background'

::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...::


I died: weep hard and long, then miss you everyday for the rest of mine.

I kissed you: *shock* erm... remind you I'm married. Then giggle and kiss your cheek.

I fell: Pick you up again and dust you off.

I lived next door to you: *giggles* drag you to my house for Wii marathons and brownies

I showed up at your house unexpectedly: 0.0 I would give you big hugs and offer you the spare room to stay.

I stole something: I wouldn't be happy about it unless it was a girl's heart.

I was murdered: VENGENCE

I cried: Lend you an ear and a shoulder

I asked you to marry me: You wouldn't. You don't believe in marriage.

I was hospitalized: Send flowers and a card, and keep constant updates on you.

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

Personality: You hold back so much, until someone pierces the armour. Underneath is a beautiful human being, flawed like each of us are, but with so much potential and love.

Eyes: I never get to see them up close

Hair: I like your cut.

Family: Don't know them.

Smile: I like it - the few times I've seen it.

::WOULD YOU::/

Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Sure, you are my bro after all! However not responsible for what my hubby would think of that...

Keep a secret if i told you one? You know I would. And have.

Hold my hand? *nods* and skip through the daisies until you wanted to strangle me

Study with me? I've told you I'm here anytime you need help with schoolwork

Cook for me? Bake or cook - sure!

Love me? I already do and have for about a year.

Date me? Nope sorry *points to wedding ring*

Have sex with me? Above

::HAVE YOU EVER::

Lied to make me feel better? No, you know me. Pretty honest and straight forward.

Wanted to kiss me? No. because you are my brother.

Wanted to kill me? Nope.

Broke my heart? I didn't that I know of. Helped you with one though.

Thought I was unbearably annoying? Nope. Sometimes you have your moments, but we all do.

Hated me? NEVER.

Wanted to tell me something but didn't? Yep, but you know that.

Wondered about my sanity? Not really, though you do have your moments of being irrational.

Wanted to do something to me? Hug you? sure!


::More::

When and how did we meet? Carfax, then Pearl Beaches over a year ago.

Describe me in three words. Passionate. Creative. Dark.

What was your first impression of me? "Yay! new member!"

What do you think of me now? I think you are a brother full of feeling who has been hurt too much in his short life.

What reminds you of me? Proper vampire films, swords, and Raven.

Could you see us together forever? as friends? Sure thing, bucko!

When's the last time you saw me? Haven't been on cam in a while. Last time I talked to you was tonight/my morning.

Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Already did - but stole it from Tanja.

Do you care? Always, love.

--
~~<Comtesse>~~

"I was bent metal, you were a flaming wreck, when we kissed on the overpass." ~TMBG

Sure, sure. You know that somewhere, deeeeeeep, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep inside you is a really cheerful guy.

--
It is like crocodile skin.
Like little tiny fractures where the light shines through.
Like dreams.

And all the world resides in the belly of a fish.

Don't tell nobody.

--
Random bystander was produced by random bystander industries, also famous for 'that guy who walked past' and 'that irritating bastard in the background'