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Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.
1: Jett (M)
2: Tink (F)
3: Ganara (F)
4: Adon (M)
5: Mela (F)
6: Nassu-Rin (M)
7: Boshkir (M)
8:Kiki (F)
9: Cavrik (M)
10: Bishima (F)
1) Adon invites Ganara and Kiki to dinner at his house. What happens?
Adon OKAY! BOTH OF YOU CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
Ganara COME BACK HERE YOU BALD BITCH!
Kikki -shoots Ganara multiple times-
Ganara STOP THAT! IT'S ANOYING!
2) Cavrik tries to get Mela to go to a strip club.
Cavrik. You will come with me.
Mela -thinks about this- you've got ulterior motives don't you.
Cavrik -nods- but if you DON'T come I'll slit your throat.
Mela -raises middle finger- fine.
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose Jett or Nassu-Rin?
Rob -clings to Jett- please! Help! If I stay with him he'll kill me!
Jett -pushes him to the side- I'm sure it's not THAT bad.
Nassu-Rin -shakes head- no, I will kill him.
4) Tink and Boshkir are making out. Bishima walks in...Their reaction?
Bishima what are you doing? And why is she tied up?
Boshkir -shrugs- cause I can -grabs her butt-
Bishima -bitch slaps him-
5) Ganara falls in love with Nassu-Rin. Kiki is jealous. What happens?
Kiki -bound and gagged-
Ganara. Now next time. DON'T TRY TO KILL MY NEW LOVER!
6) Adon jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? Bishima,Tink or Boshkir?
Rob, ummmmm, BOSHKIR!! PLEASE! These two are useless!
Boskir -sighs- you owe me bitchtits -knocks out Adon-
7) Jett decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?
Jett -smiles into the camera- this audience has been held hostage, the following are my demands.
8) Mela is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does Cavrik do?
Mela HELP ME!
Cavrik Well that depends, what do I get in return?
Mela,, ummm, undying gratitude?
Cavrik. Can I sell that?
Mela. Fine, I have a ten thousand year old amulet.
Cavrik -smiles, tears the car off her- there we go.
9) Ganara has to marry either Kiki,Adon or Cavrik. Who do they chose?
Ganara -smiles, I already have Kiki bound and gagged. I'll marry her
Kiki -screams-
10) Boshkir kidnaps Tink and demands something from Mela for Tink's release. What is it?
Boshkir -clicks fingers- strip, both of you.
Tink wait, you want us to do,,, you?
Boshkir. No, I want you to do each other.
Mela -nods- I can live with that.
11) You get to meet either Jett or Nassu-Rin. Who do you chose?
Rob- JETT
Jett. The whole 'I won't kill you' thing?
12) Bishima challenges Adon to a chariot race. Why?
Bishima, something I know I can beat him at! Horses are my thing!
13) Everyone gangs up on Ganara. Does Ganara have a chance in hell?
Ganara -stands in the street surrounded by collared tied up everyone else- Tonight should be fun.
14) Everyone is invite to Tink and Bishima's wedding except for Kiki. How do they react?
Kiki -shrugs- I don't care, I don't know them.
Tink MIKEY!!!!! MIKEY!!! WHERE ARE YUUUUU!???
15) Why is Nassu-Rin afraid of Boshkir?
Nassu Rin, because he could kill me, in his sleep, with one hand and no legs.
16) Bishima gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Bishima, and then grumpy snuck up behind the evil queen and stuck his pickaxe in the ugly bitches spine, then slashed her face up with a knife so she'd never be pretty again. The end.
17) Jett arives late for Tink and Bishima's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Bishima. Hi, your -points to tink- boyfriend told me to find you.
Tink -sighs- THANK FUCKING CHRIST!
18) Mela and Cavrik get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happends?
Rob, you two, stop that,,,, and put down the video camera! And the whip,, and the, wait, what is that thing?
19) Ganara,Kiki,Nassu-Rin and Adon all go to the zoo for Kiki's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Adon For your birthday present, I'll protect you from that -points to Ganara-
Ganara -swings her warhammer at Kiki's head- HERE'S A PRESENT FOR YOU BITCH!
20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Tink GIMME BACK MY MIKEY!
Ganara KILL THAT BITCH KIKI!
Kiki KILL THAT BITCH GANARA!
Mela GIMME MORE LOVERS
Nassu-Rin GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN HURT YOU
Cavrik GIVE ME MORE!!! UMMMMM! EVERYTHING
Bishima LET ME DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!
Boshkir SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
Jett Stop these annoying fuckholes protesting.
Adon Yeah,,, I got nothin' to protest
21) Cavrik murders Tink's best friend. What does Tink do to get back at them?
Tink,, ummm, someone,, help me get back at him? Ummm, please? PLEASE???
22) Nassu-Rin and Jett are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does Nassu-Rin save themself or Jett?
Nassu-Rin -standing just clear of situation- you need a hand?
Jett, -shrugs- nah, I'm good.
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Everyone MELA
Mela -nods- that's fair, but I'll get laid the most also.
24) Mela is trapped in a cave. Bishima comes to rescue them. What happens?
Bishima, I mean,,, ummm, WHAT THE FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO DO?
25) Ganara starts a day camp. What happens?
Ganara, yeah, tell you what, I'll trade you your bodies, for your children,, kay?
26) Adon,Nassu-Rin, and Boshkir are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Kiki walks in. What happens?
Kiki -opens fire on them all- mercy killings.
Adon -brushes off the bullets-
27) Jett starts to write a fan-fiction where Cavrik and Bishima are going out. What is Tink's reaction?
Tink -reads the fanfiction- where's the sex scenes?
28) Boshkir makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Boshkir everything I do is good. I'm fucking perfect!
29) Kiki and Ganara go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kiki -looks around- alright, we'll kill for food, then, when we get home, kill each other?
Ganara -nods- fair.
30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Ganara you go low, I'll go high
Kiki. -nods- you got it,, skank
Ganra Bitch
31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Jett -shrugs and disapears- I need a beer.
Tink MIKEY!!!! -runs to him-
Ganara I'll go home, when I'm done killing THIS BITCH -swings at Kiki-
Kiki -draws he guns- bring it.
Adon MOONLIGHT! Training time!
Mela -walks off aimlessly- strip joint time. Now I'm not with that two faced jackoff.
Cavrik What did I do to you? I'm going back to Stone now. For that matter, why am i even here? I wasn't supposed to be able to leave?
Massu-Rin, my horde is awaiting me. -disapears-
Boshkir -draws his sword- evening folks, I got work to do.
Bishima my horses await me. -walks off-
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