Stolen from Rebecca.

::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...::


I died:

I kissed you:

I fell:

I lived next door to you:

I showed up at your house unexpectedly:

I stole something:

I was murdered:

I cried:

I asked you to marry me:

I was hospitalized:

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

Personality:

Eyes:

Hair:

Family:

Smile:

::WOULD YOU::/

Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?

Keep a secret if i told you one?

Hold my hand?

Study with me?

Cook for me?

Love me?

Date me?

Have sex with me?

::HAVE YOU EVER::

Lied to make me feel better?

Wanted to kiss me?

Wanted to kill me?

Broke my heart?

Thought I was unbearably annoying?

Hated me?

Wanted to tell me something but didn't?

Wondered about my sanity?

Wanted to do something to me?
If you're bored.


::More::

When and how did we meet?

Describe me in three words.

What was your first impression of me?

What do you think of me now?

What reminds you of me?

Could you see us together forever?

When's the last time you saw me?

Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?

Do you care?

I wanna do another one of these, but with different characters.

No one's MAKING you read it. So don't bitch.

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.


1: Jett (M)
2: Tink (F)
3: Ganara (F)
4: Adon (M)
5: Mela (F)
6: Nassu-Rin (M)
7: Boshkir (M)
8:Kiki (F)
9: Cavrik (M)
10: Bishima (F)


1) Adon invites Ganara and Kiki to dinner at his house. What happens?
Adon OKAY! BOTH OF YOU CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
Ganara COME BACK HERE YOU BALD BITCH!
Kikki -shoots Ganara multiple times-
Ganara STOP THAT! IT'S ANOYING!

2) Cavrik tries to get Mela to go to a strip club.
Cavrik. You will come with me.
Mela -thinks about this- you've got ulterior motives don't you.
Cavrik -nods- but if you DON'T come I'll slit your throat.
Mela -raises middle finger- fine.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose Jett or Nassu-Rin?
Rob -clings to Jett- please! Help! If I stay with him he'll kill me!
Jett -pushes him to the side- I'm sure it's not THAT bad.
Nassu-Rin -shakes head- no, I will kill him.

4) Tink and Boshkir are making out. Bishima walks in...Their reaction?
Bishima what are you doing? And why is she tied up?
Boshkir -shrugs- cause I can -grabs her butt-
Bishima -bitch slaps him-

5) Ganara falls in love with Nassu-Rin. Kiki is jealous. What happens?
Kiki -bound and gagged-
Ganara. Now next time. DON'T TRY TO KILL MY NEW LOVER!

6) Adon jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? Bishima,Tink or Boshkir?
Rob, ummmmm, BOSHKIR!! PLEASE! These two are useless!
Boskir -sighs- you owe me bitchtits -knocks out Adon-

7) Jett decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?
Jett -smiles into the camera- this audience has been held hostage, the following are my demands.

8) Mela is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does Cavrik do?
Mela HELP ME!
Cavrik Well that depends, what do I get in return?
Mela,, ummm, undying gratitude?
Cavrik. Can I sell that?
Mela. Fine, I have a ten thousand year old amulet.
Cavrik -smiles, tears the car off her- there we go.

9) Ganara has to marry either Kiki,Adon or Cavrik. Who do they chose?
Ganara -smiles, I already have Kiki bound and gagged. I'll marry her
Kiki -screams-

10) Boshkir kidnaps Tink and demands something from Mela for Tink's release. What is it?
Boshkir -clicks fingers- strip, both of you.
Tink wait, you want us to do,,, you?
Boshkir. No, I want you to do each other.
Mela -nods- I can live with that.

11) You get to meet either Jett or Nassu-Rin. Who do you chose?
Rob- JETT
Jett. The whole 'I won't kill you' thing?

12) Bishima challenges Adon to a chariot race. Why?
Bishima, something I know I can beat him at! Horses are my thing!

13) Everyone gangs up on Ganara. Does Ganara have a chance in hell?
Ganara -stands in the street surrounded by collared tied up everyone else- Tonight should be fun.


14) Everyone is invite to Tink and Bishima's wedding except for Kiki. How do they react?
Kiki -shrugs- I don't care, I don't know them.
Tink MIKEY!!!!! MIKEY!!! WHERE ARE YUUUUU!???

15) Why is Nassu-Rin afraid of Boshkir?
Nassu Rin, because he could kill me, in his sleep, with one hand and no legs.


16) Bishima gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Bishima, and then grumpy snuck up behind the evil queen and stuck his pickaxe in the ugly bitches spine, then slashed her face up with a knife so she'd never be pretty again. The end.

17) Jett arives late for Tink and Bishima's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Bishima. Hi, your -points to tink- boyfriend told me to find you.
Tink -sighs- THANK FUCKING CHRIST!

18) Mela and Cavrik get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happends?
Rob, you two, stop that,,,, and put down the video camera! And the whip,, and the, wait, what is that thing?

19) Ganara,Kiki,Nassu-Rin and Adon all go to the zoo for Kiki's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Adon For your birthday present, I'll protect you from that -points to Ganara-
Ganara -swings her warhammer at Kiki's head- HERE'S A PRESENT FOR YOU BITCH!

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Tink GIMME BACK MY MIKEY!
Ganara KILL THAT BITCH KIKI!
Kiki KILL THAT BITCH GANARA!
Mela GIMME MORE LOVERS
Nassu-Rin GET DOWN HERE SO I CAN HURT YOU
Cavrik GIVE ME MORE!!! UMMMMM! EVERYTHING
Bishima LET ME DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!
Boshkir SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
Jett Stop these annoying fuckholes protesting.
Adon Yeah,,, I got nothin' to protest

21) Cavrik murders Tink's best friend. What does Tink do to get back at them?
Tink,, ummm, someone,, help me get back at him? Ummm, please? PLEASE???

22) Nassu-Rin and Jett are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does Nassu-Rin save themself or Jett?
Nassu-Rin -standing just clear of situation- you need a hand?
Jett, -shrugs- nah, I'm good.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Everyone MELA
Mela -nods- that's fair, but I'll get laid the most also.

24) Mela is trapped in a cave. Bishima comes to rescue them. What happens?
Bishima, I mean,,, ummm, WHAT THE FUCK I'M SUPPOSED TO DO?

25) Ganara starts a day camp. What happens?
Ganara, yeah, tell you what, I'll trade you your bodies, for your children,, kay?

26) Adon,Nassu-Rin, and Boshkir are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Kiki walks in. What happens?
Kiki -opens fire on them all- mercy killings.
Adon -brushes off the bullets-


27) Jett starts to write a fan-fiction where Cavrik and Bishima are going out. What is Tink's reaction?
Tink -reads the fanfiction- where's the sex scenes?


28) Boshkir makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Boshkir everything I do is good. I'm fucking perfect!

29) Kiki and Ganara go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kiki -looks around- alright, we'll kill for food, then, when we get home, kill each other?
Ganara -nods- fair.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Ganara you go low, I'll go high
Kiki. -nods- you got it,, skank
Ganra Bitch

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Jett -shrugs and disapears- I need a beer.
Tink MIKEY!!!! -runs to him-
Ganara I'll go home, when I'm done killing THIS BITCH -swings at Kiki-
Kiki -draws he guns- bring it.
Adon MOONLIGHT! Training time!
Mela -walks off aimlessly- strip joint time. Now I'm not with that two faced jackoff.
Cavrik What did I do to you? I'm going back to Stone now. For that matter, why am i even here? I wasn't supposed to be able to leave?
Massu-Rin, my horde is awaiting me. -disapears-
Boshkir -draws his sword- evening folks, I got work to do.
Bishima my horses await me. -walks off-

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Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebreties. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

(Since some of my names are gender ambiguous, I'll put an M or F afterward)
1: Kayi M
2: G M
3: Kaji-Rin M
4: Temiri M
5: Shayda F
6: Maranian F
7: Ariabelle F
8: Sirian M
9: Orion M
10: Mengshai M

Me: Rob


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Temiri good evening -greets them with a kiss-
Kaji-Rin if you EVER put your fucking lips on me again.You die,,comprende?
Sirian -smiles- play nice childre
Kaji-Rin Fuck you, I'm off.


2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Shayda girls or boys?
Orion Both
Shayda Strippers or 'Strippers'?
Orion 'Strippers'
Shayda SWEET! I'm getting laid.-links arms with Orion-


3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
Rob KAYI
Kayi You'd have to stay with my owner and her family.
Rob I know -smug-


4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Shai -pervs-
Ariabelle WHAT THE FUCK? THERE'S NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL I'M KISSING ANYONE WITH A PENIS!
G -growls- I have a wife and child Fuck you, with a rake.
Rob -hands up- WASN'T MY IDEA!!!!


5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Sirian -stands over Rin and Mari's unconcious bodies,picks up Mari- Mine.


6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
Rob -being raped- G, you stay away, this is better than owing you anythig.
Ari -shoots Temiri-

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minetes later what is happening?
Kayi -has already made a banquet- Aerlee! Dinner!


8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
Orion -tears the car off her and heals-
Shayda Thanxu!
Orion I own you now. -shoves in a duffel bag-
Shayda -muffled- Coolio!


9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Kaji-Rin you -nods at Orion-
Orion WHY?
Kaji-Rin Mutual Spousal abuse.
Temiri -sulks,wearing a wedding dress-


10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Ari -has set up a trap to catch Shayda-


11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Rob KAYI -hugs-
Kayi -sighs- if Aerlee wills it


12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Shai to prove that I'm better than him without actual effort.


13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Kaji -has killed everyone but Orion Shai G and Kayi- now. I'm boned
Orion I'm keeping him -duffel bags-

14) Everyone is invite to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Sirian -asleep-
G and Shai FUCK THAT


15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Mari because she's a pshycho who kills people for money.


16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Shai once upon a time there were three pigs in houses, the wolf came through the window and messily devoured them.
Kaji-Rin Tell me another I love stories where things die.

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Kayi I don't care about either of them.
G and Shai WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED!

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happends?
Orion -ties us both up- funtime
Rob -calls for help-
Shayda -giggles- DO IT! DO IIIIIIIT


19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Temiri -is wearing a ribbon and nothing else-
Kaji-Rin -throws him a shotgun- for his benefit -points to Temiri- I'm gonna go climb into the bear enclosure.
Temiri -sulks- not nice
Marianan -hands priceless jewels like they're nothing, staring at Kaji-Rin bare knuckle fightng bears, looks sad.-


20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Kaji STOP MAKING US DO THINGS TOGETHER!
Rob -goes back to bed- you'll beat each other senseless soon enough


21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
G -fires Orion, then gives him to Kiesla as a pet-

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Marianan If I can't put your life before mine, then all I stand for is naught

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Everyone -points at Temiri-
Temiri You know what? Fuck you all -cries-
Shayda -hugs him-
Temiri -grabs her ass-
Shayda -dosen't mind-

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Shai -teleports in, saves Shayda, teleports out-
Rob, that was boring.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Question 13 happens

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Sirian -looks confused-
Temiri YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY -dances-
Mari and Ari FML!!!!

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
G -reads, then makes it happen against their will-

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Ari -hides cyanide in it and serves it to a target-

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kaji-Rin -kills a random animal-
Sirian -cooks it and they eat-

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Kaji-Rin -looks at it- you're tomorrow's breakfast

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Kayi Aerlee, can I come home now?
G Itar, Kiesla. I'm coming home now
Kaji-Rin -bound and gagged in Orions bag-
Temiri -grabs a complete random and kisses them-
Shayda -nestled happily in the other bag-
Marianan -goes back to training her army-
Ariabelle Daci, I'm coming home my love.
Sirian -walks off in a random direction-
Orion -picks up his bags and walks off- playtime!
Mengshai -sighs, lies down on his couch, looking lonely-

My characters are dementoids.

I've missed this place, it's been a while since I did anything, a long, long, long, long,long, long, long while.

But in all fairness, my life is royally fucked right now.

Here's some stuff that's happened recently

Two of the people I rely on more than anyone else are no longer talking to each other, they're both completely shattered, with me and then both in this state we can't support each other.

My muse has, died, whenever I try to write something, it's shit. Everything about it I hate, every part of it is pathetic. None of it is up to my standards, I've stopped RPing and stories and poems. The only stuff I do anymore is chatplay over msn, and even that's shite.

Ser and I are no longer together and I don't think she's talking to me anymore, the hardest part is that I still don't know why.

I think most of my friends are royally sick of me bitching about 1 2 and 3.

On the plus side I went to Gencon with M and Tony and bought a sword.

There's other things too, but, if I keep writing I'm gonna start crying and,,, fuck that for a joke.

I'm finishing this with the one good line from anything I wrote recently, and I've probably accidently stolen it.

I've always relied on the fight to push me forward. But honey, I'm all punched out.

Maybe, like, one of you will remember that I wrote a bunch of bad chapters of a story about a band called Crime of Passion.
It's been changed a little lately.

I've dropped a couple of characters and added a couple of new ones in, I built a more solid story.

Oh, also, they're a part of a race of genetically altered superpowered beings who use the band as a cover for hunting beings that attempt to assimilate into society, take it over from the inside, then destory most of humanity. But that's just a minor point isn't it?

More will come on this later.